Nation Joke Nationjoke 25 - Why did the Belgian cross the road?
Dutchmen with only one ticket
Two dutchmen take the train from Amsterdam to Brussels but they only have one ticket. The conductor comes along and asks for their tickets. The first Dutchman gives the conductor the ticket and the conductor punches it and gives it back. Then as he gets to the second Dutchman, the Dutchman shuts his eyes tightly and pretends to be asleep. The conductor says, "Wake up sir, I need to see your ticket." The Dutchman keeps his eyes closed and mumbles, "I'm sleeping." The conductor says, "I know you're not sleeping, I saw you give your friend your ticket." The Dutchman opens one eye and says, "Maybe in Holland, but not here in Belgium."
Where there's smoke, there's fire
Where theres smoke theres fire but in Belgium theres probably just steam from fresh.
Germans tell jokes about the Polish
Germans tell jokes about the Polish I think Canadians tell jokes about Newfies the French tell jokes about.
Why does a Belgian men have a piece of asphalt in his car?
Why does a belgian men have a piece of asphalt in his car Why are belgian road full of potholes.
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